I’m just so over her tits.

I never thought I’d say this, but fuck you, Susan Sarandon, and please put your tits away.

I scared my dog, too. And she was already freaked out from me having the stomach flu on Monday.

And thanks! I brought her home from the shelter three months ago!

She’s DvF or Diane informally, but I enjoy getting to say things like “Diane von Furstenberg shat on the floor last night.”

Diane von Furstenberg

Trump is the worst kind of domestic terrorist.

Hahahahahaha! Sry bout yr dick!

Another pot brownie story. I was leaving work at noon and was going to go home and spend the rest of Friday afternoon on a cloud of brownie. Being a 30-year weed vet, I figure I'll start the pre-party by eating the brownie at 11:30 so I'll be happy by the time I go home.

It only comes in one size. One Size!