I see a lot of things in this video. Hunger isn’t one of them.

In the locker room!

Shots fired!

Oh, he’s a Wizard? There goes his career.

Not quite.

What are you going for here? Are you making a joke?

ADDENDUM: I wrote this without realizing that you CANNOT get your sub toasted at Jimmy Johns.

How did Hannah Keyser make it to this point in her life without ever having had fried chicken?

It’s the ultimate triumvirate of username, avatar, and comment!

But judge...I swear I don’t drink. I was w/some friends, poured myself a diet coke from a jug, Yaya Yaya Yaya, now I’m here in court.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

And something Randy Moss doesn’t get enough credit for. Like, sure he was tall and fast and could catch anything you threw at him, but he was smart as hell.

“Me and Tom are on the same page,” Hogan said. 

“Challenge accepted”

The proposal specifically bans rituals that require, “dressing up as women or wearing costumes that may be offensive to individuals based on their race, sex, nationality, age, sexual orientation, gender identify or other characteristic.”

Are you trying to activate sleeper agents with this post?

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

This is so amazing. The Jeff Fisheriest thing that could ever happen...

A BAC of 0.10 in Floyd is a 0.11 in Catanzaro because he always blows an extra point.

Actually, IIRC, Celtics Isiah’s father HATED Pistons Isiah, but he lost a bet to a Pistons fan that demanded he name his son after the HoF-er.