Sam stood out from the start. “Born on third base,” as he says, not because his family had money but because he considers intellect, not class, to be the new driver in society.

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

His comment wasn’t too highbrow, but I wouldn’t call it lowbrow either. It was just brow.

No my friend, the Brownsiest thing possible is that they win against the Bills and Chargers and end up dropping from the #1 draft pick to the #4 draft pick which they then trade it, their 2nd round, Terrelle Pryor and their next three first round picks to the Cowboys for Tony Romo who immediately injures his back in…

(Looks at standings to see no other 4-13 teams)

Here come the Philly fans who will have you know these Sixers are the very finest of 4-13 teams.

This is the same team that was bitching about the Patriots exploiting the rule book right??

I starred this because I’m a dad and this is a great dad joke.

We beat our heated rival in a double OT game which pretty much seals our trip to the playoffs. If you don’t get why people stormed the field, your age isn’t the problem.

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

lena dunham: I’m the victim here! Me! Me!

Ugh, Lena Dunham:

lena dunham : profile in courage.

“Don’t do that. They still get pregnant in the air.”

“I can really give a flying fuck,” Smith said.

It’s grey, and I will not like and share, sorry.

call me a highlight truther all you want but that’s fucking travelling.

I saw Rylghiostiz’s workout against a chair, and let me tell you, it was mesmerizing.

The 76ers: Selling their fans a horse by taking them to a shit stained barn and telling them “With all that shit, there’s gotta be a pony in there somewhere.”