This is why people don’t recycle anymore. First we’re told to crush cans, then not to crush cans. MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MINDS!!!!!

Don’t do this, don’t do that. Rules for how to be a good human.  Seriously, my own personal view here is that nothing will ever change the bulk of what people do - you need to work with how people are. We should work on having sorting robots and machines that can get the job done whether a can is crushed or not. And…

“The driver of the SUV was a 77-year-old man who thought the vehicle was in reverse, when he hit the accelerator and was in drive instead.”

“I haven’t been properly invested in a season of F1 since 2012...”

Well I’m always looking for creative new ways to tell the world I’m an unfun prick who hates other people’s fun so this seems like a great thing to donate money to!

I prefer to punch down. Punching up makes my arms tired.

Just a gentle reminder to commenters that Cards Against Humanity is an extremely progressive, charitable company that supports lots of awesome causes and has been making a very active, vocal effort to encourage humor that “punches up, not down.” (And IMO, the game itself is very fun as long as you play with the right…

Oh look, another knee-jerk reaction.
It’s not the guns.

I just want everyone to know that when Musk mentioned Kazakhstan, I TRIED to get Andrew Collins to scream out “MY WIFE” but he wouldn’t do it

If you are playing something called Offroad Wood Transport Truck Driver 2018, you have issues that go beyond malware.

All I see is a man who sacrificed himself to take down two annoying, dipshit bicycle riders. He is a hero and his little italian ambulance probably drove him straight to Valhalla.

If I understand it right, the rear speakers are wired into the ‘wireless’ subwoofer. The rear speakers have to be plugged into something for power regardless, so there’s bound to be SOME wires, but this arrangement eliminates having to run anything from the source (front) to the satellites (rear/sub). Not exactly…

If I understand it right, the rear speakers are wired into the ‘wireless’ subwoofer. The rear speakers have to be…

Well la-di-fucking-dah, mister fancy pants Tesla owner. Ohhh your Tesla can do something new this week? You don’t say. That’s real impressive. I’m really real impressed with your whizbang techmobile. Don’t mind me, I’m just installing an update to my own security system...

Only, because your average “loud pipes save lives” guy is a fucking mouthbreather, it doesn’t work for shit since it’s loud behind the bike and not in front.

Can we stuff a few of these down some Harley exhaust pipes. Our tunnels and underpasses will be quiet again. 

Let’s be 100% honest here... How many middle class folks benefited from that tax break anyway?

Can’t come up with 6 figures?

Rtings is universally accepted as the best panel review site, by an order of magnitude. What's with the sneer quotes, duder? 

Rtings is universally accepted as the best panel review site, by an order of magnitude. What's with the sneer…