You are so fucking annoying about MLS.

Too many bumps and you'll find yourself out of the league. Just ask Lamar Odom.

I think he was expecting some laughter there and frankly I'm pretty surprised that he didn't get it.

Who did he piss of in 2010 that caused people to start beaning him?

It would be a hell of a catch if you guys can secure it.

"Thomas may still have good friends on the Suns, but it still couldn't have felt good being traded from a playoff contender to a lottery contender just half a season into a four year deal."

Ahhhhhhhhhh, I gotcha now. I thought tits was too simple an explanation.

Needs more syphilis.

I guarantee you'll have never heard "you fat fuck" yelled so many times in New England accents.

We are all dumber for having opened this article.

Don't tase me doe!

Satan himself wouldn't look Oakley in the eye, if he knew what was good for him.

You know what I really love? Blog writers who neither have played the game nor do they understand the math behind analytics, and yet hold a belief about the superiority of one view over the other that can only be described as ideological.

Before anybody starts accusing CP3 of sexism, he's referring to the same ref that fouled out DeMarcus Cousins on THIS. Right in front of her face. She is a true incompetent.

"Please."

People are not going to get this. Good luck.

Swing and a miss on that one.

Welker: [becomes concerned that the Seahawks will, in turn, target him after his multiple concussions]

Either this twitter post was not from NdGT, or he doesn't know anything about what happened.

Here's a great article that breaks down the number of plays to fumbles ratio between all NFL teams for 2015. The Patriots were either setting a new standard or were aided by under inflated footballs.