Geoff Ketchum's a piece of shit. Not because of that tweet, mind you, but because of his repeatedly turning a blind eye to the consistent pattern of mindless animal abuse displayed by his son Ash.

Rebuttal:

WOW. I sorry but you missed young Croatian sensational Georg Vladinastic. He pulls ball in the hole as a routine in the Spanish Liga. I believe one of the eastern teams own his rites. He has a great lift in the air with his legs and probably will score 20 or 38 points once he makes team in the national basket. I hope…

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Rock first and country last. SO EDGY.

He sure is more than abel.

Reid: "Husain, great work out there!"

Last night, the Raiders, who suck, announced that Allen had been sacked.

Jenny McCarthy's solution is to stop vaccinating the balls if the game is too slow.

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At no point do her jorts adjust. Plus, look at the direction her hand is going for combined with the "I'm being a sneaky slut" look on her face. No debate.

I know! It's like he didn't even see that giant orange line!

Tell that to France.

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So maybe Anheuser-Busch isn't taking back its money or pulling its ads.

Maybe they're just mad because the terms of the Geneva Convention prevents governments from showing Mets games to captives.

It's a Fleetwood Mac song.

"A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing it. I don't know how they...how do women still go out with guys, when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat to women.…

"Ignorance is not a suitable defense."