"A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing it. I don't know how they...how do women still go out with guys, when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat to women.…

"Ignorance is not a suitable defense."

Also, it's good with the press.

Ok, let's start taking odds on the results of this:

dont hit enter. hit the button.

Somewhere there's a hot sports take being written about Mankins' selfishness hurting the team. For some reason "a contract is a contract" only when a player is holding out, not when a team demands you take a pay cut or take a walk.

Problem: Offensive line is really kinda thin.

I'd like to see how Chris Johnson on the Jets will play out

if you look up strikeout on Wikipedia a picture of Adam Dunn literally shows up

Dear Lord please let David Ortiz be one of the names. I will personally donate an entire year's salary to The St. Jude's Childrens Hospital if this happens.

please be Ortiz.

"Hey, Yoenis. Looks like you've been..."

How come you didn't file this under "Idiots on the Field"?

Geale did provoke him.

Yuengling totally sucks. I do not understand the attraction.

This sort of thing goes way back. Ty Cobb, in particular, was known for mocking opposing players. Especially the Jews.

"Don't worry, I'll take care of this." - Ray Rice

To be fair, the decay rate of radiocarbon is logarithmic and Carlos Boozer's career has not been dead long enough to register on that scale.