Don’t be such and angry young man. You’re fooling yourself if you think this is the best thing. You’re living on borrowed time because nothing ever goes as planned... Babe.

I agree that it was not good. That movie sucked balls. I’m not going to call it one of the worst in the last decade, though.

As long as it it’s not Armageddon 2: Deepstar Seven

Wait, who are you referring to? The directors of both of those films are very much alive.

As long as it stays far away from Leviathan and DeepStar Six.

Wait! What in the holy hand grenade of antioch is this?

Have you always gone to watch blockbuster action films and been concerned the science is plausible? Just curious.

As long as it is not the lizard people who run the one world government.

They would have had to be bigger which I don’t think the designers were willing to do.

That is some beautiful work there, my friend! Dig Dug is one of my all-time faves.

Physical game controllers > onscreen touch controls

LeBron is 6'8". Joonas is 6'10" and can wear lifts if they need to make him taller.

Uh...

Your original comment certainly gives us the basis. An actual actor would understand what is needed for a mainly physical role and not make some snide, insulting remark. Being an ignorant asshole seems to be in your wheelhouse.

If you were watching a movie you actually liked why would you need to riff on it? That’s the point of MST3K and that seems to be exactly why you don’t like it.

There are no rifts, time or otherwise. It’s called riffing. Perhaps that is why you don’t get the show.

People using apostrophes incorrectly trigger me.

Its the same seven countries that were put on a travel restrictions list based on H.R. 158 (Visa Waiver Program Improvement and Terrorist Travel Prevention Act) that was passed during Obama’s admin. Those countries were on the list for a very specific reason - they were either state-sponsors of terrorism or terrorist…

Jadis and the Heapsters. Post-Apocalyptic abstract art band coming to a trash heap near you while on their “Will Take What We Want Without Bothering” tour. With hits such as “Up Up Up” and “No”, they will have you scratching your head in no time. At least the spike zombie mascot will keep you entertained and bleeding…