I secured my victory in my 5th grade spelling bee with the word ‘mattress’ because I didn’t leave off the last ‘s’ for savings.

Yeah, I know Gruden’s a chode and King is one of those rare awesome and fun punters, and Gruden’s white and King is black, but it’s hard to really argue with this:

Christ, he’s punter, the most easily replaceable position on every squad. While i’ll admit to enjoying his antics, what coach on earth would want a punter that draws personal fouls, and divides the locker room (and His teammates have legitimate issue with the whole Talib thing) in any capacity? There are tons of…

The Twins management would like to thank the defender who gave up on the play for playing the game the right way.

Ya know, at the start of the game, BOTH pitchers are working on perfect games. It really is rude of any batter to try to get a hit in that situation.

“If it’s ok to shift with a 7-run lead, then it’s definitely ok to bunt.”

I used to run into him a lot before he got famous, and he was really nice to me and others at first, but became a MAJOR DICK as he started taking off. He had a reputation for just ghosting on shows and that’s just one of the lamest things you can do. He did that to me after enthusiastically agreeing to be on my show.…

“Would you expect her to avoid criticizing him if their number of followers were reversed?” 

But that is the issue. 60% of what she did was sitting at a keyboard. She’d check the list of a minor FIS event to see if the number of entrants was less than 30, if so she’d book airfare, show up and spend 2 minutes on her “sport”.

This is the single worst comment I’ve read in at least the last 48 hours.

this is not right. BB made cassel look all-pro in his season there when tommy was down. and garrapolo steps in and looks like a solid QB last year (brissett even looks ok). personally i think its all BB, and brady is along for the ride. BB really just needs a halfway decent QB to succeed. i think if you had swapped…

I need it framed and hung immediately next to a looping GIF of Foles catching a TD on nearly the exact same play call, set to loop in time with one another. God that would be like cocaine every time I looked at my wall.

I want a gif of Brady not catching that pass to loop for eternity. I want to frame it and hang it in my bedroom so it can be the first and last thing I see each day so I can start and finish each day with a big ol’ smile.

Sounds like you’ve got the jist of it.

I’m from Sweden so the only thing I know about american football is that I fucking can’t stand Tom Brady

The Patriots losing the Super Bowl is like heroin. I don’t need it all the time but it sure makes spending an afternoon with my family more enjoyable.

“The script is flipped! Tom Brady - bereft on the turf! It has lit-rully been RIPPED from his grahsp!”

I mean, they’re all good. But you can’t beat “bereft on the terf.” Good on ya.

I mean what do you want? He didn’t lead with his helmet, he got hit in the chest first and the impact made him buckle and that caused their helmets to collide. You can’t just say no blindside hits because you may as well just make defenders wear bells and have to yell out their intent before making contact if that hit…

This is a stupid thing to get upset about. Get over it.