smashingbeanhead
smashingbeanhead
smashingbeanhead

Yeah. Our house looked nice too. And it looked like that until it didn’t. And then my father died, but only after destroying himself and everything and everyone around him until no one, nothing was left - not even a vestige of his former brilliant self. He thought the same way you do. He had it under control.

I’m proud of you son

Trump is going to tax capital gains?

Such a white square that she's a white floral cube?

Kanye really is kind of a one trick pony.

Same. Also I’d make it a point to visit my parents before my dad died.

“Most people don’t find the things me and my friends do very funny, just immature, so I didn’t expect to get this big of a reaction”

There’s a Tara in every college class. She never shuts up about how crazy she is.

2005? Oh shit you guys, I’m from 10 years in the future and I have to tell you...shit gets worse. Take all of your money out of the market in 2007, you’ll thank me.

I know why she did it but she sung 3 words that everyone’s been using since before she was birthed. Like if Hall & Oates wanted to shut everyone down from using the three words “dreams come true” together.

That is the Mean Girl “I’m gonna fuck you up backwards, sideways and frontal you scene-stealing son of a bitch!” smile, if ever I’ve seen one.

I so liked Taylor Swift but she’s too much after the This Sick Beat bullshit. Remember the time Kanye interrupted your speech by getting on stage and halting the show? What in the goddamn world makes you think you have that kind of control that the man who said “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” while

I REALLY DON’T THINK SO. SIMILAR HEAD SHAPE AND NOSE AREA BUT I CAN’T GET PAST THAT THEY HIGHLIGHTED THE EYES. The eyes are the part that don’t match! ffs.

He probably also wouldn’t support financial support for her when she needs it to sustain a child and the psychological counseling of it.

One is the child; the other is that birth mother who often will go through extraordinary guilt years later when she begins to think through what happened — with the baby, with her.

Jill Stein?

Wait, it's like you're talking in code. Whom are you referring to?

SHAKING BAD

Maybe Pinterest has lowered my standards but I don’t think it’s that bad. It’s definitely not good but at least it’s only one font. I know a lot of women who would have used at least 3 fonts of the same announcement.

as a designer, this hurts my head. SO MANY THINGS. she or her assistant probably did this with an app.