I cannot unsee Michael Kors’ bellybutton, try as I might.

Brad Pitt, according to a source, “enjoys smoking post...

Even funner fact - this was one of the first songs converted to MP3 format. The inventor of the format used it because it has a wide range and he’d be able to hear how well the compression worked.

“So sorry for your loss.”

Alcohol once a week. Uh. I think he lost me there.

“which sounds like something a racist five-year-old would write during a meditative break from lying facedown in the toilet merrily blowing bubbles in his own poop water”

I’m actually surprised Netflix picked this up....

WHY Will Forte and Steve Buscemi!? You are both so much better then Adam Sandler and his movies.

Why is Adam Sandler.

really? is this even possible in this day and age?..

o’nutters

One time in LA, I watched a dude order a double meat Seafood Sensation / Cheesesteak hybrid. He sheepishly looked at me and said “Surf and Turf”. Haven’t had Subway since.

Every single day, that man looks more and more like an android wearing a skin suit.

I mean, if Christian Bale thinks you’re being an asshole...

My father introduced us at a hockey game. I hate even typing/saying that.

IRL here.

An old school fatter Karl hologram.

Also,”Kourtney raises their two kids, but she “might actually prefer it that he’s not around.” The idiot who wrote this didn’t even google now many children they have. Honestly this lack of effort is insulting.