Alan Cumming is the most sexually and generally appealing person on the planet.

Looks like Ice-T won't be hanging at Alyssa Milano's crib anytime soon.

Off topic: my 5 year old niece claimed to have invented the phrase "girl power!" Her mom and I didn't have the heart to tell her that the phrase predates her life by a long time.

Yes, but...do you BEEEE-LEEEEEIIIIIVEEEEE?

[Redacted] Durden

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why does it seem time has stood still at 4:20? coincidence?

I love it. My dad has had an iPhone for longer than I can believe, but it's only been in the last few years that he's started referring to it as a "cell phone" rather than a "car phone" because he's finally stopped leaving it in his car and started taking it places with him. Of course, between taking it with him and…

Even worse, he got high first!

Get out! I hope he knows he's the star of one of our favorite gifs!

Wanna hear something interesting? That ref there is my cousin.

"Heard you needed a ref..."

um no. I was simply saying many men who others don't enjoy working with don't have their jobs dry up when they are difficult. But that's lovely that addressing issues in gender equality seems to you to be making us head towards a fascist dystopia...

good

Peace between the teams

If that gif lasted 1 sec more:

Just "Ukraine," please. Not "the Ukraine."

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Could Your Food Have Calories? The Answer May Surprise You....

My one co worker asks me if I got punched in the face every fucking morning because of my under eye circles.

This really is a sad day. I am 22 years old and I have been more or less watching it for all 17 years. My parents have absolutely loved The Daily Show since its inception and I would hear them laughing constantly so that is what drew me to it. Obviously I was a kid and didn't understand 80% of the jokes but I laughed…