Yes, but...do you BEEEE-LEEEEEIIIIIVEEEEE?

[Redacted] Durden

I love it. My dad has had an iPhone for longer than I can believe, but it's only been in the last few years that he's started referring to it as a "cell phone" rather than a "car phone" because he's finally stopped leaving it in his car and started taking it places with him. Of course, between taking it with him and…

Even worse, he got high first!

Get out! I hope he knows he's the star of one of our favorite gifs!

Wanna hear something interesting? That ref there is my cousin.

"Heard you needed a ref..."

um no. I was simply saying many men who others don't enjoy working with don't have their jobs dry up when they are difficult. But that's lovely that addressing issues in gender equality seems to you to be making us head towards a fascist dystopia...

good

Peace between the teams

If that gif lasted 1 sec more:

Just "Ukraine," please. Not "the Ukraine."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Name_of_U…

Could Your Food Have Calories? The Answer May Surprise You....

My one co worker asks me if I got punched in the face every fucking morning because of my under eye circles.

The biggest silver lining to all of this is Arby's reaction:

This really is a sad day. I am 22 years old and I have been more or less watching it for all 17 years. My parents have absolutely loved The Daily Show since its inception and I would hear them laughing constantly so that is what drew me to it. Obviously I was a kid and didn't understand 80% of the jokes but I laughed…

"Those of us at the live taping were shocked when he announced his resignation."

Sure, but even adults tend to age after 22 years.

okay, Ringo. Did I do it right?

Hypertrichosis? I was surprised to find a cat with the same condition last week, which I didn't know could happen... (cat's name is Atchoum)