Nothing for Rainbow Bright?!?! She's like the raddest bitch out there.
This says the server was a fan. Read a different report at, I think Philly.com or oneof the Philly newpaper sites and THAT said the server wasn't a fan at all.
Your definition of "forever" means until it rips your head off, rams its sex organs down your throat and lays eggs in your chest cavity?
What, your pants don't have flaps on them? Mine do... and upon further inspection, they are not pants, they are onesies.
Are you Alex Cooper?
Until this week, I'd never played The Sims.
As I'm reading this exchange, I'm really struck by how many times my desire to marry my partner of 17 years has been called unnatural and disgusting. Rock on, heteros, I guess.
I didn't get married.
You guys are such hipsters.
Yes, that's an entirely female thing. Those crazy, stupid teenaged girls—if only they could be as wise and mature as teenaged boys!
when I eulogize you
I thought confusion arousal is what you feel upon meeting a physically attractive Republican.
At this point, I go more with Old Navy for basics. Over the last several years, the Gap always seems to take a basic and add a weird pocket or drawstring or uses some weird terrycloth fabric and still charges $50 for it.
Oh fuck. Now whenever I put on a black t-shirt and unremarkable jeans (i.e. most of the time) I have to feel like I'm playing right into the Gap's conspiracy to suck away everyone's individuality and personal identity. From now on I'm only leaving the house wearing old-timey bathing suits with the nipples cut out.
I feel like you can't really wear more than one Gap item at a time without looking like a Sunday school teacher.
My father has been a professional musician for decades. Once, in the mid-2000s, he played with a band which was opening for Taylor Swift. He said that they spent hours sound checking and fiddling with their equipment to get her voice to sound tolerable. In all his years of playing music professionally, he had never…