not at all like my first one where i thought i was leaking shit out of my ass all day

reminds me of this simulation:

What about the joys of sneezing on your period? Or standing up after a long period of sitting and feeling ***the gush***

And good luck if you have a cold while on your period. You know what happens when you cough or sneeze too hard. :(

Sounds like these guys had the experience of what it’s like to be 12 and not know how to deal with having a period. For real world adulting period having, I’d like for them to suddenly be so tired one day all they want is to nap. Then 2 days later feel like they have to eat every item of food they can find. Then the…

Sure the stairs to the attic are “too fragile to use”. There’s NO ONE up there.

Whoever is trying to make the romper happen needs to be taken behind the barn.

i bought a loose shapeless dress at Forever 21 back in the summer, and I really liked it but right now F21 is just all ONLY those shapeless dresses (and rompers, of course, OF COURSE WHY WON’T ROMPERS DIE).

Actually, historically, white dresses were a way for wealthy women to show off how wealthy they were. A white dress means “I am so wealthy I can afford to buy this ridiculously expensive dress in a color that pretty much guarantees I will only be able to wear it once”.

This is a fantastic idea and I hope it goes well. Toilet paper is free in schools, and fem hygiene should be no different.

(millennial scoff) More like Title Nein

hot take:

Melisandre is the worst.

I hate this union with a firey passion. I will never warm my cold ice-heart to it.

The show is terrible. It’s 30 women fighting over a not-too-bright guy who (let’s face it) isn’t even that great looking, hailing from some fakakta backwater of a town, all so that they can date said guy, potentially leave their own lives behind and move to said fakakta backwater town and live a potentially miserable…

Jubilee was my favorite contestant in a long time. She has a super interesting life, and she is a little rough around the edges and not as well practiced as the other girls, which made her really interesting to watch. She’s also Sgt. Jubilee now so haters to the left.

Passions was bat-shit crazy, but it was the best. They even had a love triangle that involved an orangutan for a bit.

Now, Passions—that was a goddamn treasure. My friend and I were just talking about it this past weekend. I want to remake it. People are still into supernatural shit. I’m all about it.