very Derelicte.

Okay I’m not saying she was excellent, but Dakota Johnson was the only decent thing about that movie (besides the soundtrack obviously). You’re really telling me Katherine Heigl was better than Dakota Johnson?

Oh good. An opportunity to post my favorite opening theme from 90s TV!

What is there to get Bobby? Drew finds you a fixer upper and Jonathan fixes it up and they both look like department store mannequins doing it. Property Brothers is excellent television.

When I worked from home I exclusively watched HGTV. It was the best. I love love love Nicole Curtis.

There is literally NO ONE as thirsty as the Property Brothers. But alas, I will watch any show they make on HGTV. Also would make out with both of them. I love their thirsty asses.

10/10 would watch. Not even ashamed.

Something tells me that people who listen to today’s country music are going to eat this shit up like candy.

Kanye is an asshole and will always be an asshole.

Jez recaps are why I started watching this show for the first time two weeks ago. I have never developed such a quick obsession in my life. You are doing the lord’s work.

he’s busy being a woke bae

I am miffed this article does not state whether Officer Bennett will return or if he has permanently scarpered and abandoned his baby daddy duties. That was an unsatisfying conclusion.

I’ve frequently been drawn to cute clothes at target only to discover they are maternity.

I feel for her and while I’m glad she got her daughter back, the state and the hospital were doing their job, which was to protect the child. I’m a pediatrician and see many parents who, to be completely honest, shouldn’t be taking care of their children without help. I’m not saying everyone with some developmental…

Make sure to hold on to your children really tightly as you walk in to your doctor’s office though.

Hi, I’m not Sarah McLachlan.

I dunno, bro, I think this was well-worth the $3.62 after taxes and a moldy Triscuit.

@stoprobbers: thank you. Both my children were born by c-section, the first because she would have died had she not been so delivered. The second because of the difficulty surrounding the first birth and my third child will also be born this way.

Ugh. There is a lot to complain about re: way women are treated by hospitals and ob/gyns, but the only time it is appropriate to use the term "birth rape" is IF SOMEONE RAPES YOU WHILE YOU ARE GIVING BIRTH.