Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

If he did, then he did a shitty job. The fit is bad and the head to toe powder blue makes her look like an anemic smurf.

It’s so poorly fitted, I assume it must be off the rack.

Did he dress her or did she just buy it?

He’s gonna blame it on the rainy weather.

Suppose we threw an inauguration and nobody came?

I can see you

Also calling me an asshole for thinking a gay woman should call a homophobe a homophobe is quite the take.

h o l y s h i t

Blondie (Stassi) is hitting brunette (Kristin). In fairness, Stassi had learned that Kristin, who was supposedly Stassi’s friend, banged Stassi’s boyfriend on a gross couch. Omg it makes me so happy to discuss Vanderpump Rules instead of this election.

We’re required. It’s in the contract.

Can we also talk about how it looks like Lorde is being exorcised?

nah

IMO the best one is definitely “Thong Song”. It’s just so unnecessarily over-the-top.

Jay Z, is that you?

Bobby, this is a masterpiece and my new favorite thing EVER. I am oddly obsessed with key changes in songs (one time telling my bestie that the key change in I Want It That Way changed my life). How have I never thought to do this?!

SHE MADE IT NICE!

I think Demi just got too old for him.

Tbh, the most interesting thing about this Dirt Bag for me is that Demi Lovato has a file of notes entitled “Poems” on her iPhone. Which is where she then filed a public statement about her breakup. Interesting.