i went to a relatively pricey private university, and i know of more than one intelligent classmate graduate mom currently forgoing a legitimate career for this type of junk.

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Am I nuts or have we definitively known about the Weinstein thing for years? I have no connections to Hollywood at all— not even American—and the only thing I knew about Weinstein was that he was a notorious sleaze famous for harassing actresses, the whole “casting couch” thing. The last few days have been a weird…

The entire season of AHS Cult is essentially just Sarah Paulson thinking/saying/moving/existing in the most hysterical way possible.

that was the best part of the story! The rest is sad.

You can file a claim on a gingerbread house and receive damages? What’s next, my brother suing me because I raided his Lego pirate ship for parts when we were kids?

How much does Samsung pay for a position like yours?

THAT’S THE ONE. FUCKIN’ IRON YOUR SHIRT, JON.

When they were kids, if one of my sons had needed glasses, my reaction would’ve been more along the lines of, “Well shit I wonder how many times I gonna have to replace these before he gets a full time job of his own.”

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I missed the If the first time i read your comment...

Uhm, excuse me, Ben Affleck is from Massachusetts. It’s always iced coffee season. 

Nobody calls Arthur “Arthur the Aardvark.” That’s like saying “Madonna Ciccone.”

Wait, they can’t just sign another release?

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, you mean?

I always manage to “forget” the detailed restaurant receipt.

My company doesn’t allow me to claim ANY alcohol on my expense report.

So... Get consent? That seems like a good sex rule.