No. Lobster.

So is this what we have come to? Republican reality TV stars running for office?

I was very excited to see it

Boyfriend Abuser?

PR relationships are a time-honored Hollywood tradition. The studio system may be dead, but PR relationships will survive the nuclear holocaust.

Bobby, don’t you dare apologize for the “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” joke, that was A-grade.

Since I watched Unreal I just feel like I can’t trust ANY of this... not that I really thought I could before, but this shit with Chad is just so lame. I do not think JoJo actually likes him, and how clear was it that she was directed to wait until the end to give him the rose?

Oh I like that. Or if Jo Jo had a cat, she could have been like “get my cat out of a tree, like firemen do.” And watching a bunch of full grown men trying to coax an angry cat from a tree would be some good fucking TV.

I feel like everyone is being defensive about their toilet right now, so I’m just gonna come out and say it: I’m a filthy dirty slob and I don’t clean my bathroom regularly. I’m a nasty-toilet witch here to make everyone feel better about their own habits, and freeing all of you from feeling potentially judged.

I think you just summed up her entire wardrobe.

going to? baby girl, there’s no way he’s not already a serial killer

I was joking, because that’s a persistent thing people complain about on Jezebel (and io9 and gawker and the rest of the internet). You can relax.

Ha ha! And Khloe is clearly Tyrion in this analogy. From all the bullshit body shaming to the questions about her father and, from what I vaguely understand, being the “most likeable” K sibling.

Lololol a family friend of ours used to be a judge. Hope you’re sitting down, but she once had a young fellow named D’Alcapone Alpacino in front of her in court.

The school is very, very private about media attention. Ramona was asked to quit the show or send Avery somewhere else.

Exactly, her exit is imminent. If they’re planning to put Jenna in her place theyre fucked lol.

yah wtf??

She’s not convincing as the weed-smoking outcast...at...all.

First off, those Clear Blue Digital tests aren’t super sensitive, so it’s best to wait a week post your missed period for an accurate result

Never tired of this.