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Smart Ass Pawn
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Oh man this girl at work and I were talking about liposuction and I was like "what do they do with the fat just throw it away in the garbage can?" And she was like "I don't know how they dispose of the fat." and that is why we cannot be friends.

Still, nobody force the guy to audition for Growing Pains. I'm sure sure he dreamed of being rich and famous for a long time. Yeah he found his monkey paw maybe be more careful for what you wish for? Nobody trips in to being the most famous person in the world. I can't feel sorry for him. If he doesn't want to be rich

Hey, what ever happened to your uncle Ben? He was such a nice old man.

Quick question for you….

Touché, but do they have to stick so close to the source material? They obviously added him cause the other characters were pretty dull. Why not bring your A game to the big screen? Although I may be the only person now actively rooting for a sequel.

What the fuck? Where's Tommy? What is the point of the Power Rangers without Tommy? It surprises and saddens me that I'm legitimately upset they emitted my favorite Power Ranger. Adulthood is not what I thought it was going to be.

It bothered me as kid that everyone is so upset obout the Stockholm syndrome aspect but nobody is ever concerned that he was just using her to break the spell. That pretty boy prince is going to dump you so fast belle watch out!

The Netflix Marvel shows so far have starred a black man, a woman and a disabled guy maybe the figured they could afford one bland white guy. If Defenders comes out and the bland white guy is the leader and the most powerful and saves everyone all the time then yeah there's a problem.

Agreed. Not to mention it's all the most misogynistic characters who were the most threatened by the strong female characters.

Turns out Ivy had multiple personalities too and when she's Riley she has perfect 20/20 vision.

The bread part of the debate is kind of stupid, well it's all stupid but even more so than the rest.

Hey, soul sister, isn't that the book "train" on the radio the way Mike Vago moves ain't fair you know?
Something, something toniiight.

Until Constantine visited Arrow that is.

Felicity's boyfriend is definitely my favorite.

I still think the funniest part of this movie is when the guy falls off the back of the boat, hits the propeller and makes that ping sound that echoes in the cold night air, even after my dad and sister tried to lecture me about how it probably did happen on the real Titanic. Well fuck then I'd want to be that guy

Not to mention women have more fat to insulate their hearts so it's probably more likely that Rose survived than Jack anyway. If anything she should have risked being in the water, but Jack's greatest downfall was always that he was too much of a gentleman. And that he was poor.
My biggest problem with the scene is

Dax Shepard never tied anyone up and made them watch Without a Paddle and he could have, cause he's a big guy and he's good with knots.

Eh whatever MTV prank show he was on I'm sure utilized his talents better than anything he's done since.

Wasn't he the Punk'd guy? He would do the actual punking, and then Aston Kutcher would come out and reveal that it was all just a punk.

#4 Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and Broad City are being pushed back to who knows when so 2017 already doesn't bode well for comedies that are actually funny. Luckily the premiere of Its Alway Sunny was excellent otherwise the new Match Game might be the funniest thing on right now.