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We're prepared to offer you all the free burritos bowls you want plus-

I also have a Jonathan Jackson related question. Does he still have the long hair/ patchy beard combo look? He's such a handsome man. But it's like he intentionally tries to look like a grease ball because underneath he's too pretty and still kind of looks like a teenager. What I'm saying is I'm only willing to watch

My dad just talked to his nephew for the first time in years. He just got out of rehab and is living in a group home, so he called my dad just to catch up. Out of no where he started raving about Now You See Me and how it is his favorite movie EVER. My dad had never heard of it, so he rented it really expecting

I have to admit I've never heard of this show and when I was scrolling through I read the title as God Cop. I wondered how they god an entire oral history out of God Cop, but yeah that's an unfortunate title for an actual television series.

This makes me wonder where The Cape oral history is. I can't imagine it would be this long. Just a paragraph of how they made that cape so badass and everything else so awful.

I have a 25% discount if you want to pretend to be my wife?

Isn't there supposed to be a Flash musical this season? How much great musical talent is on that show even without shoehorning in Supergirl and Malcolm? I feel like if a series can make it work in their universe, like Once More With Feeling, why not break in to song, especially when it's so fucking entertaining.

I just realized I watched too much Rectify in too short of time and now when I read the name Amanda in my head I say Amantha.

20 years after the murder and he's still known only as JonBenet's brother. I'm pretty sure if he did kill her he didn't get the desired outcome.

Is anybody else starting to suspect LB might be the real killer? He seems awfully sure of the circumstances surrounding the crime.

FMK
Nickelback, Puddle of Mud, Fuel
Oh wait does this constitute bullying?

Let's just say it really moved her… TO A BIGGER HOUSE!

I once read a magazine article that informed me that Nickleback earned it's name when the dude from Nickleback went to Starbucks and the cashier told him, "here's your nickle back" good or bad music, that has to be the worse way a band has been named.
Also, their music sucks.

Interesting because the only two men my lesbian friend would bang are Tim Curry and Chris Evans. Oh, and I guess Benedict Cumberbunch, but isn't he everyone's alternate?

Funny, I always do all my summer slacking eternally.

When Andy took over as manager he played this song at 5:00 everyday. He would walk around singing it and straightening everything up preparing to close down, driving everyone crazy in the process. Then Stanley came out of the break room jovially singing along with it and it cuts to his talking head saying that he's

Just to clarify, this series had a happy ending, right. Rory, being the ultimate villain of the series, was punished with an accidental pregnancy. I feel like I should be more satisfied with this turn of events but now I just feel bad the baby never got to meet it's kick ass grandfather.