I refuse to acknowledge that a “poop towel” is something a real person actually uses. This is fake news. She was lying to you, Jeff, just to see your reaction. Just to see you smile and nod at this absurd idea to be polite. Joke’s on you!

They didn’t seem to have any problem discussing Colin Kaepernick, in fact Essiason made a point of dragging Kaepernick at all times a couple years ago

It’s hard to think of an American institution better designed than sports to shunt a woman to the side in her own story.

The #MeToo movement never really hit sports.

And on behalf of users, I would just like to point out take making users periodically reset their password is no longer considered good security practice, so stop doing it maybe you wouldn’t have so many people locking themselves out.

How did you get the default password I reset people to? Also you need at least 1 special character.

The Jed York New York New Jets

1) Buy a ton of land in one of the older warehouse/port districts

Oh, come on. The only exclusively cricket term was “T20.” You just saw the word “cricket” and your brain shut off. It’s pretty common in this country.

Same offer I made to the Raiders, come to Fresno. Play 8 sold out games a year to 40,000 insane people. Buy an open plot of land for close to zero dollars and build a 80,000 person stadium. Then when high speed rail is complete the whole state can hope on a train and travel only 60 minutes and see them in the best…

My guess is that the team agreed to it while thinking about how they’d just ignore the agreement & then get away with tearing up the deal. You know, like how an NFL team deals with its players.

Would you say they can’t get no....Satisfactory resolution to this situation?

Alternate jobs for Mr. Minshew include

That polo came out of the bottom of a laundry bag shoved in a drawer underneath a 12 pack of Natty Ice and a bag of Funyuns. It last saw the light of day when he had to get photographed for his passport when his bro’s decided January is a good time to chase tail in Costa Rica.

It’s amazing how much you miss that line when you go to an actual game....

I’d actually go further – I would not be in the least bit surprised if either Gruden or Davis was getting 10% of Brown’s money in a brown envelope, and the whole thing was a set-up from the start to allow Brown to go where the Steelers didn’t want him going!

Do people really believe that they cut Antonio Brown here? I mean come on, I know they could but why would they? I’m positive they’d rather have a pissed off AB than no AB. I know Mayock and Gruden are dumb but I’d be shocked if they’re that dumb

I don’t care if it is sponsored by Nazi Pedophiles for America, ‘Cleanse America of Untermenschen Park Cleanup’ is all about making the playground nice for kids.

I’m honestly a little impressed that the Raiders have been able to surprise me with their new levels of incompetence. Fining a talented player over something stupid and then suspending him for being mad about the fines is just a beautifully innovative new way to suck as an organization.

Put back the dumpster and set it on fire.