Okay, I’ll bite. What is a guy who was declared medically ineligible to play in college doing playing in the NFL?

I’m still amazed by all these people having these incredible poop emergencies/disasters. Adults shitting themselves in public is a way bigger problem than I realized.

I’ve lived a mostly commercial-free life for the last 3 years, so I remain blissfully unaware of this reference. It’s amazing how much better watching things is when you don’t have to put up with this puke.

Let’s all look at the dumb guy again.

Nah...he’d just be replaced by Pence at that point, and I doubt he’d change anything. It’s going to come down to 2018 and 2020—vote in the right Congress, then vote in the right President.

“but do we honestly think Americans are going to tolerate a weakened Internet?”

Pai deserves a lot more than a simple crowbar to the shin. Upgrade to the Xfinity Comments Plus package to read more.

I’m pretty sure the person who previously lived in my house has done just that. Is it kinda annoying? Sure. But it doesn’t seem illegal.

Presumably the whole counterfeit bill thing made it stand out. 

So obviously the fake money is an issue, but is using an alias for the rewards card really a crime? Seems no different than typing random letters for some online account like an email or a twitter.

I was addressing the author, not Salma.

“...Hayek, as a then-struggling Mexican actress” Right. Hayek has never struggled. She came from a wealthy family and by the time she made Frida, already had double digit films under her belt. Saying she was a “struggling actress” lumps her into the group of all the other women who have zero power in this situation.…

Whoa whoa whoa, since when does Emmitt Smith follow baseball?

I saw this shit last night on Fox when the hubs and I decided to see what the coverage of the Moore loss looked like. Five minutes allocated to the Doug Jones victory, 10 min dedicated to this “bombshell” of a story that isn’t a story, and a suggestion by both anchors that the Mueller investigation is clearly biased…

voting base is shrinking faster than Roy Moore’s dick at turning-20 birthday party.

My reaction: “These FBI agents are quite good at discerning things.”

White women the same as white men. No matter how low they go, long as they’re above people of color, they’re happy. What makes them more dangerous is how they can pretend not to be part of that system on account of they’re women. Like Dave Chappelle said: “Come on, white woman, you know what it is. You was in on the…

Hipsters calling someone else pompous?!?!? That’s got to be some of that irony they love so much....

They’re old and Bono is pompous? That seems to be the gist of most of the criticism of their music by the hipster crowd.

I like, but as much as I may hate to admit it I did like How to Dismantle and All You Can’t Leave Behind. They’re still probably 10 and 11 on your list though.