I don’t think he can be happy about the way things are going. He can have fleeting days of triumph when a scheme to pressure or dupe his way into still more money and power at someone else’s expense is successful. He can keep score of his money and leverage and deals and connections and gloat from time to time, but…

You, my friend, are stupid, rich, or stupid and rich. Whichever it is, I envy you.

And it won’t scale without attracting the attention of authorities. We can regulate the supply chain. Anybody notice how hard it is to buy Sudafed in the drug store anymore?

“Because I can build a fully automatic Sten submachine gun with readily available components from Home Depot and the tools in my garage if I really wanted to. I just don’t want to.”

We need to approach gun control like the right approaches abortion. National campaigns, pictures of shot dead babies, highway signs, protests at gun shops, etc.

Before anyone gets mad, Arians clarified that that excuse only works for QBs who stand for the anthem...

I know. These people have such a boner for the police but are perfectly happy to hamstring them when reality doesn’t fit into their worldview.

This ridiculousness of Sanctuary Cities “undermining the safety of their residents” REALLY means “undermining my authoriteh;” as LEOs have already made clear a more intense focus on immigration enforcement negatively impacts immigrants reporting crime/cooperating with law enforcement.

Wait which part of this is worse than 4 years in prison?

All the skills of Stevie Wonder, except that Stevie could see.

I just wanted to say, fuck you, for calling pizza, za.

I’m just relieved these guys didn’t accidentally enroll in any Shanghai U classes during their short detainment. Otherwise, the NCAA would’ve had to get involved.

I’m going to actually miss all the yellow ribbons tied to the trees in my neighborhood. They’re like Xmas lights, hundreds of them tied to every branch of every tree as far as the eye can see, placed there by people who vowed to never rest until our long national nightmare was over and America’s best returned home to…

He offered to not offer a pair of ZO2’s

Oh, honey.

Now that’s something I’m not shocked at. Elon Musk has the empathy quotient of a cottonmouth crossed with a pet rock. Considering systemic racism is likely common among the kinds of people he feels comfortable hiring for management jobs (its sadly common in the high tech industry, another of those things that need to…

Official That Guy™ Comment.

Always a solid move for a white South African employer to tell a black employee to toughen up and just deal with working alongside a racist.

Is it true un-promoted commenters can go but not mingle (or make direct eye contact) with Deadspin staff?