If Kaep’s phone rings with a Houston area code what are the odds of him throwing the phone directly into a river? What are the odds that it hits the water?

more McAfee, less Collinsworth...please!

I’m thinking street parking a huge RV

Oh my god! This is the Massacre at Bowling Green that Kellyanne Conwoman was talking about! She can see the future!

If itmakes you feel better, think about the kids that died in Texas today because Rand and co don’t believe in gun control.

I don’t know. On the day a five year old was killed in a gun massacre that he votes to allow to happen him getting his arse kicked sorta feels good to hear about.

I love that they’re pinning it on the neighbor being a liberal and disagreeing with Rand Paul’s views, when it could just as easily have been that Rand Paul is one of those assholes who blows leaves onto your lawn.

Must be nice having that evil State funded healthcare you hate so much there to treat you for free at a time like this eh Rand.

Yeah... it’s the cops fault she’s a shitty person.

Yes, in fact. His hit stunned her, preventing her from flopping around any further and possibly falling out of the hold of the other officers onto the concrete (which might have resulted in her cracking her head on the pavement).

I’m guessing those Blue Lives Matters assholes are going to be conflicted as all hell. On the one hand, they’re going to argue that the drunk chick had it coming. On the other, black guy. Truly a Sophie’s choice situation for them.

No way man. If you strike first, you have every fucking right to get your shit rocked. This is all on her.

Is that what you call helmet-to-helmet contact?

He used the word “apoplectic.” Someone is writing these for him.

He’s the kind of person that flips board games over during family game night.

The legislature passes laws that say you can’t attack someone, not the cops.

Seems to fit the bill to me

Eh.

the student who was hit has been to the hospital twice because of post-concussion syndrome

One of those better be: “Wow, I bet this would be a great country if we killed off the people already living here.”