He’s really lucky he didn’t get thrown over that wall. I’d be so fucking pissed. Stole it from that dudes wife. Like she gives a shit if it’s a dodger hr or Astro. Total Douche move.

UPDATE: That guy’s a fucking dickhead.

Yeah, that was a total dick move. I’d already been watching how the Astros fans there had been reaching waaaay out trying to turn one of the Dodger doubles into a HR for their opponent.

That one guy just stole Puig’s HR ball from that other guy and threw it back. Can we get an update on that situation?

Wow, it’s almost like the protests, like the national anthem itself, have nothing to do with the troops and everything to do with the dehumanization of black people. Who knew!

Show been trash sine #skip left anyway

It’s a perfectly fine take.

To be fair, the delivery driver was Jerry Jones.

You read that wrong. “These are the places where incest was so common they actually had to write laws telling people not to do it.” Is the right way to read that.

“Please trade me. I don’t want to play for this awful team anymore. Oh, on an unrelated note, a teammate literally broke my face.” - Nikola Mirotic

Having fun is disrespectful to the troops.

Your dog once lured me in under the false pretences of giving him a belly rub, then proceeded to hump my leg. With vigor.

Tony Llamas! been wondering what you’ve been up to since ratting out those looters

Fining him his salary for the game would be a more appropriate penalty

Were you the kid that would tell the teacher which kids were talking while she was out of the room?

God forbid our entertainment gets too entertaining.

LISTEN: The Almond Joy candy bar SHOULD BE CALLED ‘MOUNDS’ because there is a MOUND RIGHT THERE ON IT

That’s the rule? Wow.. Fuck that.
“What a huge mistake by Justin Hobbs!” Actually, that looked like a touchdown to me you dolt.

This is just fucking stupid.

Wait, there are rules on how you can run while scoring a touchdown? What fuckery is this?