They finally realized that the AL is garbage and are doing away with it.

Because of how the All Star game works now.

How are two NL teams playing in the World Series?

I’ve seen Yankee-Red Sox games have half-innings that lasted longer than this entire World Series game.

(moves the goal posts yet again)

Joe Buck is really getting good at reading the promos for the new Fox shows.

There was a callow youth last night who upbraided a writer for using the word ‘musher’ in a piece on the Itidarod, and who was driven to Google the term. He said he subsequently “figured it out”, which was an odd turn of phrase, since he could have figured it out from context what a musher is, but he didn’t really, he…

The only way any of this makes sense would be if Fultz’s confidence were more at risk than his shoulder, and if the Sixers felt that getting him on the court and keeping him an active part of the team was more important than letting him heal all the way up from his shoulder injury.

I dont get it. Does the DOJ think all these undocumented pregnant minors are crossing the border because they want abortions or because they want anchor babies? How can there be an “interest in promoting childbirth” when theres also an interest in killing DACA? Are we literally trying to create new babies for ICE to…

I’ll do you one better, the overhead bins should lock upon landing and only be opened once everyone without overhead luggage has disembarked. I’ve got to sit and wait on the plane an extra 10 minutes while Drew and the rest of the mouth breathers pulls down 3 overstuffed carry-on bags each? That’s bullshit.

Stop bringing carry-on bags that won’t fit under the seat in front of you on planes. Just stop doing it. You will instantly be 100x calmer during the entire process, as you sit and watch all the idiots stand in line (or even better, stand in line just to wait for their section to be allowed to stand in line) so they…

Are you homeless and/or Jim Tomusula? Who the fuck brings a cup of soup to a bar?

I’d say 1/3 is screaming, 1/3 is encouraging it and 1/3 is in the corner trying to pretend everything will be fine or the  “I stay out of politics” camp.

Unscientific survey of one person (me):

Yeah, but in 2,000 years crowds will -flock- to the ruins of Little Caesar’s Arena.

I know people who had abusive parents that turned into drug addicts. Maybe the dogs are trying to cope with a fucked up upbringing. They are beaten, let them do whatever the fuck they want. If I saw a dog doing drugs, you best believe I am not stopping it.

Wow, Bonds, Sosa and McGwire missed out on a great explanation...

It’s easy to get lost in a place where the streets have no names.

Patrick Foulis has actually won multiple awards for his coverage of the Eurozone and his editorials. Scoff all you want, but he’s a smart guy.

When Musk Eberhard and Tarpenning started Tesla...