Hungover Jobs.

This is proof that sociopaths can also be fucking idiots.

The forecast calls for Fire and Brimstone with much wailing and gnashing of teeth. And now, the local news! Heather?

Gotta respect your elders big fella. You’re talking to a guy with skins on the wall. Dude threw five (5!) TD’s in his last 2 seasons. That’s more than one every fifth game! And only had 9 picks...LESS than one per game. What’s that? No, he didn’t win the Heisman but you aren’t the first to point out that travesty, I…

I think that this new location is just better in general. It is closer in on the BART. You can walk to the game after work, and there are places to get food around this area. The old stadium stunk because it was built in a giant parking lot designed for the preferences of a long gone era when everyone would drive to…

“that I doubt kids will just be able to walk through a gate whenever and ball on,”

As a couples and family therapist:

Jesus fuck with the chocolate Milk commercial. Boo.

Here’s the more direct question:

Give Kelly credit. It’s been almost seven years since any Notre Dame students have needlessly died under his watch.

“special kind of stupid”

Wait until the playoffs. He’ll shit the bed then.

“The problem a lot of teams have is that they want the “Messiah” quarterback “

It has to be in their contracts not to broach certain topics detrimental to the league image. That shit is absolutely in the language of the broadcast rights and I’m surprised Deadspin just assumes it isn’t when old Deadspin would have found someone to leak the deal to them just so they can shit on NBC in this story

There is a 3rd thing they should do that they probably won’t; sign the best available QB off free agency.

Ken +1 Starr’s Footloose

The commissioner’s office released the following statement: “If there’s a more impartial way to decide these things than with a Magic 8 Ball, then I’d love it if the judge would share.”

I don’t know boys, but I am beginning to think this Brian Kelly and Notre Dame are not on the up and up.

92 Grant Blankenship DE 6-5 278 Jr. Texas

The toxic-feminist kind. The man who refused to stop speaking to whomever his wife dislikes and didn’t actually touch or be in the same room with the person he’s supposedly “cheating” with deserves to be used for baby care and bills and then divorced like scum.