Beltre is still a better umpire than Angel Hernandez.

Even though he shouldn’t have been suspended for his Beltre comments, I’m fine with West getting 3 days as kind of a Lifetime Achievement Award for longterm umping douchebaggery.

Haters. I predict at minimum, 10 of Hackenberg’s passes will result in touchdowns.

The exception being Redskins fans, I think everyone calls Snyder some variation of “That fucking moron”

Agreed. The HOAs I’ve dealt with use a law firm to handle all the... well, legal stuff. I think the homeowners could sue the HOA or even the firm that manages it. Maybe. The problem with suing the HOA: The HOA gets its money from homeowners’ dues.

That one email reminded me of something: Stop calling the fucking owners of your team “Mr. Jeffernut” or whatever as some kind of bizarre form of respect. You’re not talking to the guy, the guy would never, ever talk to you in a billion years because you’re not at his level. How did you prove you’re not at his level?…

Did they stop covering WW2 in high school? I don’t remember my teacher going into the occupation much but it was pretty obvious why they never got nukes, no?

Whoa whoa whoa, Michael. Settle down.

I bet his kids won’t be allowed to meet Mercury Morris.

I truly hope this plays an integral role.

Maybe now there’s an opening for Kaepernick at Fox Sports.

You just got the greatest QB in the history of the Bear’s franchise.

It’s so nice that a player who feuds with his team and fans every stop of his career is getting $10 million to come out of retirement while Kaep continues not having a job for being a “distraction”

In the history of the human race, there is record of only one guy walking on water. Walking, not running.

does this mean the Discovery Channel is gonna cancel his race against that shark?

For those who think there will never be another Usain Bolt, think again. Somewhere out there a young boy, sitting alone in his living room, was inspired by watching the unbelievable feats that Bolt has achieved. At that moment he said to himself, “When I grow up, I’m going to college, and becoming the greatest chemist…

On the contrary, it is indicative of a subtle excellence in the way a gaudy plus-.400 batting average can never be.

Pitching wins is the most bullshit stat. “Hitting streak” isn’t really a stat. And if you get promoted from Single A to Double A, your “minor league hitting streak” is still intact.

You describe me to a tee. I don’t think I’d even miss it. It’s more of a habit than a passion.

A 70 year old friend is leaving next week to climb Mt Whitney for the 20th straight year. He rides his bike over 10k miles/year.