Good way to go, unless I’m your passenger... in which case I think I might mind.

They were testing to make sure the lights worked, trust me they could give a fuck less about your safety

A man who was very likely involved in a murder, who went on to continue playing and win two Super Bowl rings, chastising another man for speaking out against police violence.
This may well be peak NFL.

The ice is getting awfully thin underneath the four people still defending Ray Lewis. Can we offer you guys like a tax holiday? If you were a Ray Lewis fan way longer than was appropriate, and if you are only hanging on now for fear of finally having to admit that this guy is an insufferable prat and a complete and…

I used to be a carney but my thing was running the little games where you get ripped off aka a “jointie”. The guys who assemble rides are “ride jockeys” among other names. Every time they would reassemble a ride they ended up with different left over parts than the last time. You are a goddamn fool if you get on a…

I just now realized that Blaine Gabbert and Blake Bortles are two different people.

This was 2 years ago, though I am sure the personal friend of Knight who got him this paycheck absolutely voted for Trump.

A Season on the Brink (of Multiple Sexual Assault Allegations)

Why do they invite these assholes anyway? Best case scenario is you get cliches and platitudes you get cheaper from a box of inspirational cat posters. It seems you mostly get a slave driving psychopath with a firm knowledge of man defense and an impossible ego

Don’t have one. I dropped the Bears 3 years ago and thought another team might come to me as a new favorite. None did. Now I watch maybe five NFL games a year and have Sundays free to do as I please.

I just kind of stopped watching the NFL because of the Bears. I have no greater sport’s memories than playing and watching football and the Bears are so poorly ran I just stopped. Eventually I stopped watching college too. It’s surprisingly liberating.

I was waiting for the part where he whipped it out and peed on you.

Say what you want, but Bartman has behaved with class.

Cardinals fans want you to know they’d never do that to one of their own. Then they’d probably talk about how Alou got pretty uppity about the whole thing.

That’s a really nice gesture, and something he can be way more proud of than his Marlins 2003 ring.

Your beef sandwich does not wow me.

There there, someday soon the NFL will implode and you’ll be able to stop living such a deluded life.

I still think the game where the Bears only punted (no TDs, interceptions, fumbles, or FGs) is the most impressive feat in sports history.

LOL imagine airBnBing and having Hope Solo crash at your place and being terrified that she’d kick the crap out of you for pissing her off, but also trying to hook up with her

Eh, who cares? I mean, when your commute is already 3 hours, what’s an extra hour for a month?