Only because the umps blundered.

1) If the first baseman stepped on first, Holliday would be dead out at second base.

What? That’s....not how this works. He was dead out at second because it was a force play. He’s not avoiding the double play by returning to first. What are you talking about? I’m sure Holliday has been on first when a ball has been hit to first, and I’m sure this is the only time he’s tried to run back to first.…

Uh...no. That’s not the rule. At all:

LaVar Ball.

It was Old Man Jacobs the whole time!

This disgraceful show by all involved is an embarrassment to the quiet dignity and grace with which boxing has always carried itself. Don King must be spinning in his grave.

Rookie-averse NBA coaches kind of annoy me. These kids are not going to learn how to be NBA players through practices alone. They need game reps against real competition and time to make mistakes. If all they’re getting is a few minutes of garbage time, playing against the other team’s trash, it’s going to hamper…

Ruh roh! Beat me to the punch! +1 Scooby snack

Except for the fact that Tony Massarotti isn’t a white, middle-aged man who doesn’t work for Major League Baseball. Just a white, middle-aged Red Sox fan that thinks the entire CBA needs to be changed because his favorite team made a really, catastrophically bad signing.

Isn’t there already a buyout provision?

Tony may wish to check the owners’ boxes around the league for more examples of ‘fat and happy-’

the red sox were tricked (?) into giving Pablo Sandoval a large contract when they should’ve known he would miss an entire season due to injury, it just isn’t fair!!!!

Has any pundit pointed out yet that when “that meeting” was an option for the Gore campaign that they alerted the damn FBI? No, 45, not everyone would take it because not everyone is completely ignorant of the legality of conspiring with a foreign government to win a federal election.

Other people who have said “Fuck Lavar Ball” without a fine:
1) The entire NBA AND NFL as a player
2) Anyone commenting to friends when Ball is seen entering a room
3) A woman (possibly to herself) on at least three separate occasions
4) Lavar Ball, late at night in moments of deep self reflection
5) The pope

I’m kind of hoping he excels at baseball so I can laugh at the fact he wasted most of his athletic prime trying to play professional football.

Much like when USC and Notre Dame play, I’m just pulling for the stadium to collapse.

Nothing can convince me that this is a real story. Hugh Freeze and Houston Nutt? Those are not people names, this is so stupid.

Jason Whitlock is stupid. Why do white people listen to him?

I think that’ll be the play now, right? I mean, I’m fairly certain this isn’t the ONLY email communication IC has on Junior. There’s likely more communications that were intercepted. Hopefully they do this again and again and again, and Junior and the rest of the admin can choose if they want to be hanged or hang…