Too bad he’s not good friends with Lebron.

“I don’t especially give a rat’s ass about the Cavs, except that the best basketball player in the world plays for them”

Mathew McConoghey- every single role ever plus real life.

Probably it’s the allure of being able to exploit free labor that attracts these clowns.

Why is Tom Izzo still employed? Or the football coach?

How can you write when you don’t have the ability to read ?

Can’t shoot, they said that about Jason Williams but a limo driver proved them wrong.

0%. I think she would only get involved if she thought a crime had been committed.

Please start calling it Steroid Era 1.0 because we are clearly in the middle of Steroid Era 2.0 right now.

Thome juiced didn’t he?

What about Thome- he had some great years late in his career and was huge to boot.

Graycist!

Good but I’m certain the toast at your rehearsal dinner was better.

Has a president approval rating ever dipped below zero?

It’s close but I still think Penn State is the worst. The student body there still wants to bring back the statue of JoePa.

First two albums ever- KC and the Sunshine Band and The Commodores Live. Great Christmas.

‘Yeah, he walked me all the way to my hotel room.’

And the other 2% was:

Taking election money from a foreign power is illegal.

Flynn’s texts post election sure seem to imply they may have been stupid enough for quid pro quo collusion.