‘Translation: Teams that touch each other more, win more’

+100 points

I still don’t know what a catch is and I’ve been watching the NFL for years, now you want me to make a ruling on a F1 pass?

The PSA’s where she says don’t be like our a****** president will be slightly awkward.

I sar fa ah five semers full of dry ice pawked on the outskots of foxbaha right befa the game stotted.

+- DeLorean parked in the driveway

There are plenty of non-racist bullies. Racist bullying is particularly abhorrent.

I guess it’s too late now to say sorry.

Step 1 Run of the mill business

Did you not see him blow by Beverly in the above clip?

There is an old saying- two assholes don’t make a right. Or something like that.

And you didn’t even mention the wall that Canada might build.

+1 bottle of champagne

Son, I am buying you a Turris jersey, don’t ask any questions.

RIP Ironhead.

Not much of a football player but a Rhodes scholar. Impressive!

Out the doorbell and straight to their favorite restaurant.

Being a republican is more and more synonymous with being a moron.

Pretty sure they skipped gun control and are moving straight requirring mandatory ownership of automatic weapons for the mentally ill. Merika.

Leave me out of this scandal, I have one of my own.