‘Football is a meritocracy’

There is a wrecking Atlanta Kyle Shannanhan joke in here somewhere.

You’ll be grey in no time with post’s like this.

Soccer games are long enough - I don’t think they should be allowed to replay them.

I am Gray on deadspin but I can see pending. Sometimes when I star things it lowers the number of stars instead of raising them. Kinja is an enigma.

I get it. Franks (hot dogs) + Mortuary(because you will die early with formaldehyde in your veins) = Franktuary.

Do they get a better draft pick if they miss the World Cup?

‘That’s what makes this such a gloriously stupid and perfect baseball scandal—the actual act of stealing signs isn’t illegal (though it is frowned upon), but using technology is.’

But, but he kneeled during the ANTHEM.

You do golf a service because putter headcovers are an abomination.

I don’t think he should have made the switch to basketball when his golf career went south

+1 second attention span

Fuck off.

Suing the department for condoning such abhorrent behavior is the mechanism which helps maintain the ‘goodness of society’

If there is anything to karma he cracked the axel on a pothole in Rhode Island.

Yeah but hauling a trailer full of stuff makes for much better content in. Web series (or whatever he does on breitbart).

I for one am donating all the stock that I own in Studio 38

Jeff Garcia put together a couple of playoff runs. Isn’t he the best of the worst.

The biggest merits in our meritocracy is who your parents are and who you know.

Yeah because Jerry Jones would be such an arbiter of fairness and protector of societal decency.