"good with kids"

An entirely fur, I mean fair, point.

Do I even want to ask what "ABDL" stands for?
No.
No, I most definitely do not.

AND Ted Cruz, AND Louie Gohmert, AND Pete King, AND Betsy DeVos, AND "Dr" Ben Carson, AND Steve Mnuchin, AND "Justice" Gorsuch, AND the whole rest of the Treason Party.

By comparison, Nixon was the picture of mental health, a genius, and a radical lefty.
Who in a million years could ever have predicted we would one day be nostalgic for that Dick, Nixon?

"father of five"

Got to have some way to let off steam from all the effort.
Who knew how complicated Presidenting could be?!

So he's the fat fuck that's been lurking in the "Daddy / Daughter Fantasies" pages at PornHub?
Explains a lot.
Covfefe THAT!

Yeah, we're laughing so hard at your loser of a so-called President, we're crying here.
The 36% President!
Oh, wait — that was the WaPo / ABC poll — obviously liberal "FAKE NEWS."
Let's check in with Gallup — they always lean Publican / conservatard, so no FAKE NEWS there! And they have him at….
39%.
Yeah, that's so much…

Rolling coal.

"I really liked the the rooftop bout of single stick"

The Dell Cousinses of our rust belt are the reason we now have Deadbeat Don for our so-called President.

Neither, just straight-up reportage.

Don't forget the part where you're turning tricks in the alleys by the seedy bus station.
That's always a heartbreaking scene.

Not exactly what I'd think of as an NPR name.
Nothing like Sylvia Poggioli, Nina Totenberg, Neda Ulaby, or Kai Ryssdal.
More NPR than Lurleen Lumpkin, though.

Strictly speaking, it was an absence of potatoes…
ETA: I see someone beat me to it downthread.

It seriously comes out in "Summer of 4 Ft 2," the one in which she reinvents herself as a cool kid at the Flanderses' summer beach house in Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport — until Bart busts her by showing her new friends her yearbook entries.

Nah, silly, they're Jews.
Obviously.

Diabetics with low self-esteem for the double-bonus!

A fine fish filet is worth all the damnations of hell to possess.