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“But isn’t getting clean always a lifetime worth of effort, no matter what method you choose?”

Probably got stolen a few times too many.

Hadn’t read that one.

“her red hair means she is not racially pure”

No baconator for you!

Tumbrels standing by.

Works for me.

Oh, he got his validation, all right.

“omg STOP MEETING TEENAGERS”

It’s been challenged, on the basis of Constitutionality.

Okay, just downloaded it on your rec.

I wannit!!

Homophobia!

Right.

Forest fires cure herpes?

It requires replacing the flux capacitor.

Yeah, but then you look like a Randroid.

The simple fact that you ride at all paints you as a much greater risk for a big medical payout than those who don’t ride.

Nerd Alert:

“if the company sells your personal information”