I’ve lived in southern California my entire life and I’ve been hearing that THE BIG ONE (OHNOPANIC!!!!!!!!!!) was moments away pretty much the entire time. You get kind of meh about earthquakes by the time you’re like ten here, lol. This isn’t the first time that the Ring of Fire is doing its thing either.

Tornadoes on…

We truly live in the Upside-Down where the Satan worshipers are the de-facto good guys.

Thanks to both jez and deadspin, esp, for staying on top of this coverage.

This is me for all horror movies.

Jezebel, I admire your fierce commitment to using th worst photos of people, every time.

This is my beef with game of thrones.

There’s no reason why we cannot have booming markets and a strong national healthcare system that brings infant mortality to a statistical zero.

I’m kinda worried that Bibiana will be stuck and portrayed as the angry Latina for the rest of the season. Not that the producers made us sympathetic for Krystal but...

The dramatic reenactment of the bumper car trauma was literally the best part of the show maybe ever.

are you telling me that the jade egg in my pussy isn’t removing toxins?

For every “deep” or “real” woman that Woody Allen has written/created (and I would argue some of those characters are vastly overrated), there’s an equally cringe-worthy one he’s unleashed upon the public. Consider the following roles, which range from merely unremarkable to downright awful, stereotype-laden, dreck:

Plus it’s absolutely not his. “Questionable authenticity” is putting it way too mildly, like granting equal time for climate deniers because showing “both sides” is fair or something. It’s crap. Source: Literally every other thing Da Vinci ever painted.

It’s not only overpriced for a Da Vinci, it’s also probably not a Da Vinci:

I too shower at night. the idea of laying my sweaty, stinking carcass on clean white sheets is upsetting. But who am I to judge morning showerers.

OMG i just watched a documentary of the artists of this picture. And this was precisely the work that jumped out at me.

That’s a dude who never saw a boob in his life.

What, no Bosch?

NO. Betsy DeVos DOES NOT get to be Ms. Frizzle!!!!

I’d like Mueller to go to Jared.

Manafort is a slimy ass fuck who definitely belongs in jail - and I know this is most likely a pressure move from Mueller - but let me just say, if he is the only person who ends up doing time off this I am going to remain pissed off.