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Tyra is bringing us.... The Mall(tm)

Yeah, it’s a big yikes from me. Just not a good look at all. I know she’s struggled with disordered eating in the past, so I hope she’s got it under control. 

We give one of our cats an inhaler too!! It’s so stupid and so funny at the same time. But it’s really improved her quality of life, so...

I have to wrap my cat in a towel to get her in the box to go to the vet, but it’s 100% a two person job. The other cat eats pills like candy because she’s a freak. 

Bethany sure looks like Yzma in that still... 

officially referring to my future male partner as ofsmarsh

but bumble is terrible

Oof, oh man, I’m so sorry you had to go through that. It’s no joke!! 

I had a pulmonary embolism recently (at the tender age of 29!) which my docs think was due to the hormonal birth control I had been taking. Without the pill, my period has become unbearable again! Not to mention the, uh, fun side effects of having your period while also on blood thinners...

ok serious question: where can i get a down-alternative, long parka for the coming cold??? I’m allergic to down and EVERYTHING is filled with down please for the love of god, give me a polyfill

I was hoping we’d get an autumnal update on your pussy, and we have truly been blessed. May your pussy’s protective coat continue to grow thick and bushy with the cooling weather.

To get everyone up to date: Back in 2018

Weird, since I’ve been seeing ads all over NYC for it. I’m almost certain this movie isn’t going to be good. 

What a handsome and beautiful boy. He shouldn’t let Daisy intimidate him! 

Can we please see a side by side comparison of girl cat and boy cat for Science reasons?

I don’t know why it’s so hard for people to believe the victims. People with power can abuse that power - regardless of gender or sexual identity.

Am I the only one who thinks that Nick Jonas potentially buying something off the shelf at Tiffany’s seems.............................. Too Normal? Like, sure, he maybe shut down the store, but did he just?? Pick something out of the case??? Don’t celebs go for custom shit???

Please continue giving us updates on your pussy. Excellent content, A+, 10/10 etc etc

I really love all your fandom-related posts, Gita! I survived the 2007 Strike-Through myself, but it was harrowing.