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Trump wanted to save the British baby that was brain dead, but this little brown girl who has spent her entire life in America? Nah, f$&k her.

Oryx and Crake is so amazing. It’s a dystopia not unlike the Handmaids Tale, but focused on environmentalism. She does such a great job tying environmental degradation to gender violence and social inequality.

Makes sense. when I’m depressed and crying in front of the mirror the thing I want most is to be erased from existence.

I mean stuff like kangaroo? Where they’re farmed/harvested-because-they’re-plentiful-like-white-tails for meat and leather regardless? Gonna have to spare the outrage. Stuff like mink/seal/fox/etc, on the other hand? Good on ‘em, unequivocally the right direction.

I would wear regular leggings-style bike shorts out of the house, and do, on occasion. I say no to all shapewear, because comfort is my #1 priority.

Also, maybe I’m just a radical cat, but I don’t even care if I’m working a camel-toe. This is me! Get used to it!


(ALSO is it weird that I feel like Diana looks the best

“Starz, a channel that I only associate with the time-traveling bodice-ripper Outlander...”

Nice try. That’s just what everyone would want me to think.

if I never see a “fancy” polyester satin camisole with jeans and stiletto heels again in my life I will be something remotely approaching happy.

Kara Walker does not give a fuck.

bish is out here demanding that jj abrams money and i am here 👏 for 👏 it 👏

I am completely perplexed as to why Hemsworth would be intimidated by Pratt. Pratt is the worst of the Chrises.

Hannah, Parmageddon is way better than Cheddarmegeddon. It’s important to me that you know that.

Unpopular opinion; I actually love the Keira Knightley version of Pride and Prejudice because the actors were all the right age for once, the costumes and settings looked lived in and realisticly kept, it’s beautifully shot, the soundtrack is wonderful and they showed a shyer side of Darcy. I actually wish it was

But finding a male lead in his 20s who can act and sing has proven difficult — especially since the studio wants someone of Middle-Eastern or Indian descent 

Not to mention, Mel and Sue would apparently start cursing if a baker was crying so that the footage of the baker sobbing could not be used. That’s some A+ hosting, right there.

Huzzah!! Welcome back, Jane! You (and Millihelen!) have been sorely missed.

I love assembling IKEA furniture! It’s like carpentry where all the hard parts are done for you. Hammer some shit, screw some shit in, and bam! You have made furniture.

I don’t really trust people who are bad at ikea. When my renters moved I bought the furniture they didn’t want to schlep across the country, and I’ve had to tighten/re-assemble every single thing.

The day the last person uses the word “memelord” is the day we all benefit. Fuck, but the 4Chanization of Facebook and other internet spaces is such a really annoying thing to deal with.