Not pictured is me, wandering around the event and panicking about how I’d introduce myself and ask for a picture. My friend was the one that pushed me for it! The fact that I even got a decent picture is amazing.

Ugh, yeah, I’m gonna be *that* girl

Excuse me, why are you posting pictures of all my boyfriends?

My pussy died last week :( She was so calm and sweet.

I’m going to call him “Heb” from now on.

Former grad student and supervisor of RAs for first years at Columbia and can confirm. Support from the administration is dismal at best.

I cannot WAIT for this season. Thrilled that BJ Britt is the ~Suitor~ and I can’t wait to see what nasty shit they’re going to pull over each other.

I think that’s more to replace the potassium you’ve lost from the shit-related dehydration.

Haaaaaa. I’m a marketer in finance in midtown and we regularly come here for cocktails. It’s such a trashy-klassy spot, but somehow I cannot escape it. Great post.

I played the entire first Mass Effect game straight through in less than 20 hours because I thought the game was actually timing me. Having never played a video game before, and being in the middle of my Masters thesis, my logical reasoning was not particularly sound.

This is literally the worst excuse for a dessert I’ve ever seen. There’s not even a nipple.

Are they going to put Eliza on the $10 because that would be A+

Paris is juggling a busy murdering schedule right now. Analise Keating keeps her busy.

Reasonable doubt.

Result: Congrats! This girls’ trip to Paris will upset you the most.

I just got home for the holidays - welcome back to Cardiff I guess!!

I particularly like the expression of the woman with the archer’s veil wrapped up on her head. She’s like are you fucking kidding me Jessica who do you think you are rn

That fridge is seriously the stuff of dreams.

I am so, so sad that this is happening. Millihelen was great and my favorite addition to the Jez line up. You’ll be missed - but I’m following you over to the Toast. Good luck and many, many well wishes!!

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought of this.