A traitor to the country is a Great American according to Mississippi.

In the South a traitor is considered a Great American.

Every time Trump criticizes someone else (esp. Hillary) imagine he is talking about himself and just projecting. It works almost every time. He wakes up feeling insecure because he’s lying? TIME TO SEND SOME TWEETS ABOUT CROOKED HILLARY. Someone tells him his speech was loud and long? HILLARY’S SPEECH WAS TOO LONG…

Donald Trump is the Witch King of Angmar. No man can slay him, as the Republican primaries have made clear.

This is just a guess, but I think they mean the Pacific Coast Highway.

Don’t ever stop writing insane things, no matter how lucid you’re feeling. Please, Torch, just never change.

2.) Mazda Miata/Mercedes-Benz 300TD

The cheap car geek's wet dream: all the sport you need with the greatest car ever built, the Miata, and all the practicality and class you need with a brown, turbodiesel, manual wagon from Mercedes. Perfection

Sweet little ride. Reminds me a bit of the Datsun 510 I used as my first car. But I'm afraid I'd get the new R8 instead. It may be a bit over the top, but I live in Florida and I want a car with crumple zones. Besides, fun as it was, I remember really wanting more power when I drove that 510 around. Now I'm in a 335…

THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR A COBALT.

Ditto. TR6 is just the hotness.

The TR4 is ok but I really prefer the TR6.

Driving a Miata through Manhattan? Completely fucking awesome.

I presume it's a holdover from back when odometers only had five digits, cars required much more maintenance and care, were not nearly as reliable even if tended to properly. If the odometer had gone around, chances were good that car was also living on borrowed time. I honestly think the fact the odometer reset at…

And then there's another reason why you should avoid the dealership license plate frame: it turns out that in most jurisdictions, it's illegal! Yes, that's right: surprising though it may be, nearly every jurisdiction has a law against blocking out the state name, the state slogan, and the license plate's…

Miata!

In 1989 I drove my 3-day-old Miata to a big car show in Tacoma. Rather than leave it in the dusty parking lot I asked what over options there were and I unexpectedly was asked to show it. So there I was with my Miata parked among two or three hundred vintage and classic cars. I got a lot of attention unsurprisingly…

The answer is always Miata. In this case, specifically the Super20. http://jalopnik.com/the-super20-is…

The first ND Miata.

I daresay that having no religion makes you technically (and literally) an "a-theist", but allowing for the as-yet-unproven possibility of a deity makes you an agnostic...as well.