Oh great, now Durant is going to jump ship and join Bud Light this offseason.

But what of Liechtensteinian 11th tier over 90 highlights.

I sometimes imagine my yet unconceived grandchild coming home from school and asking, “Grandpa, why did your generation vote for Donald Trump?” as if what inevitably followed should have been obvious.

Lord help us if the roles were reversed. They would have had to scrape Milbury off the broadcast booth ceiling.

Ha! I was ready to be so upset by this comment, it was like whiplash.

Yes, it is ridiculous to disallow goals over offsides that aren’t really germane to the play. There should be something like a 5-second time limit along with your proposal for a possession clause.

Is there a way that the NHL can re-think how they use the instant replay like they did on that was disallowed? I get that if the attacking team retains possession and scores as a result of the offside that should be reviewable but if the defending team gains possession of the puck it shouldn’t be reviewable or at…

He requested a pizza delivery at 10:37 and started bitching that it hadn’t arrived yet at 11:11? God, what a whiny little snowflake.

Congrats to Kunitz. When I was 37 years, 241 days old, I was already 10 years into a serious questioning of my life choices and wondering why I thought a lifetime of mediocrity would lead to anything not considered ‘mediocre’, which isn’t nearly as fun and exciting as scoring a Game 7 winner.

Excuse me, but the leftist reporting on this incident makes me sick. Based on the reports I’ve read, this was obviously a choke slam, not a body slam.

Jia was right.

This needed to be bigger.

I’m one of those Cs fans who yesterday afternoon, chatting by the water cooler, threw out the “Ya know, Jae Crowder is pretty solid physically, he could give LeBron some difficulty” theory.

Never forget:

Apologies if this is explored somewhere obvious, but what happens if both the President and VP are impeached? Do we just crawl down the line of succession? Because, man, if that’s the case we’re going to have to hope a whole lot of people are impeached if we don’t want to just get a shit sandwich on different bread.…

Bow-chicka-choo-choo

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

So [Watercraft] [Watercraft] was too on-the-nose for you, but [Protein] [Protein] wasn’t? Fuck you.

But the EMALS!