You are either incredibly naive, or incredibly good at trolling.

I was in favor of Afghanistan and against Iraq.

“Hockey isn’t your thing.”

This is the “I don’t own a TV” of sausage takes.

Sorry, nothing beats a brat simmered in Beer for a couple hours, and then finished on the grill.

This is the worst take. And I’m pretty sure those first few were Eastern European fascists in the 1930's.

Nashville, both on paper and to the naked eye, hasn’t shown a reason to doubt them.

While Mike Pence is away on a romantic trip with Mother, Trump invited in the sinners. Risky Business, the White House remake.

That’s not being faithful. That’s being insulting to women.

Straight out of the movie “Idiocracy” - Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.

“Let’s watch and enjoy Norm Abram build wainscoting unironically.”

Veteran broadcasters, and retired NHL players on multiple broadcast teams have refered to this as the single greatest pass they’ve ever seen. I watched Gretzky, from a curl at the blue line, feed a streaking Leech through 5 pairs of legs for a tap in during his final game in Canada, and I agree.

If the earth were flat this ball would have been foul.

That is pornographic.

When you’re wrong your wrong. I’m wrong. Would it be passive aggressive of me to make the the “what if that were crosby on the ice” point? yes? Ok, just checking.

He likes to present himself as an aggressive alpha male, but grammatically he’s a bottom.

Hoo boy. He calls himself Dr. because he has PhD(s?) in Greek, Latin, and philosophy. I have a PhD in Classics and art history. If I EVER referred to myself as Dr., I would be laughed the fuck out of my profession. Fuck this smug piece of shit. I bet he has a micropenis.

“I call my instrument Erato”

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