How often do the guys in the video have to have their credit cards replaced?

P.S. Are we REALLY going to go the “Cindy” route? Really? I’m not going to direct this at the person in question, because quite frankly he seems a little unhinged and desperate for attention, so I’ll just appeal to anyone who happens to read this to please fuck off with that sexist (and tired; come on, that shit’s…

I love Sid. Huge Sid fan. But JFC. He obviously wasn’t trying to SEVER A GODDAMN FINGER - I mean, that’s a nasty fluke - but he DID slash the guy, and you don’t even call the slash?! Refs have been AWFUL this year (I know we say that every year, but this year in particular has just been BIZARRELY awful) but this is…

LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING I’M GETTING A GIANT WAFFLE CONE...IF YOU TALK TO PEOPLE OUT THERE- AND THERE ARE MANY, MANY PEOPLE WHO WANT ME TO HAVE TWO DESSERTS. ICE CREAM AND COOKIES, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? WELL BELIEVE ME, WE’RE HAVING DESSERT AND IT’S GOING TO BE BIGLY. AN AMAZING AMOUNT OF DESSERT, AND ITS LEADING TO A…

This is insulting to children and babies.

3.2. Three teams plus the Jets.

D.B. Pooper

In rating the quality of this beef, it’s somewhere between the kind Union soldiers were fed at Andersonville and that which is found in a Jack in the Box taco.

What could you possibly mean by that? Berlin is one of the world’s most international, multi-lingual, progressive cities. You elected this moron. You. Not us.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

Obama did commit the greatest crime, though: being born while not-white.

Either way I’m sure there will be a giant dildo there...

The stupidity of this comment is breathtaking. You are a truly amazing species of moron. Holy fuck.

People losing jobs to immigrants is largely a myth. Someone’s healthcare being stolen away is not.

I guess his hands are welcome in Iowa.

What exactly does it say about me that I did in fact click on this story, knowing I would have to look at multiple horrible close-ups that made me gag, and am still commenting on it?

You’re only supposed to set your clock forward one hour, friend.

Put your right ankle in and put your right ankle out,