smarmiam
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smarmiam

The stupidity of this comment is breathtaking. You are a truly amazing species of moron. Holy fuck.

People losing jobs to immigrants is largely a myth. Someone’s healthcare being stolen away is not.

Which wouldn’t have happened if he didn’t make a slick move at the net; making him slip. #TrutherTruther

God, to be young again.....and to have freakish athletic ability, hand/eye coordination, almost instantaneous decision-making ability, and spatial awareness as well.

He didn’t score, but this is some similarly good shit from Patrik Laine last night:

I think he is actually using this fake rubber hand! It’s the exact same color.

I guess his hands are welcome in Iowa.

What exactly does it say about me that I did in fact click on this story, knowing I would have to look at multiple horrible close-ups that made me gag, and am still commenting on it?

I always wonder what culture, specifically, people stand to lose? I’m an adult, white, male American, and I’m sure I do things that are predictable for my demographic, but, like, what. People will stop drinking beer and watching reality TV? What’s even at stake here?

what

As an ‘actual white person’, it amuses me to see someone like Jafari, who as half Iranian/half Hungarian would never be considered white by ‘actual white people’ talk about how ‘actual white people’ need to get all these damn minorities out of our glorious nation. Pretty sure a guy with the last name Jafari is high up

I recently visited my girlfriend’s aunt, uncle and her nephews - the kids are the only ones who play video games in their whole family so I have a pretty good rapport with them. We’re sitting there chatting about stupid little kid stuff (they’re 9 and 11) and they start talking about bashing Jews and laughing about

You’re only supposed to set your clock forward one hour, friend.

It needs more passive-aggressive comments, but I guess you’re okay with not having an example of what makes us superior to other states. That’s good for you; not everyone is so content with so little.

Dogsled

Nerd.

perfect. this is where i get to go all fox news and say,

sorry, miss #notallchristians

Put your right ankle in and put your right ankle out,