smarmiam
I am Smarm, Smarm I am
smarmiam

Maybe you don’t know that you are doing it. But you are.

I’m 6'4" with a 36' inseam and I am definitely on Beucheler’s side here. You sacrifice the leg room during the pre-takeoff check by the flight attendants, then slide the bag out and place it directly in front of the seat you are in, freeing up the needed foot space under the seat in front of you. And since you weren’t

But I read “Between the World and Me”! In just 3 sittings! I swear it to be true!

Should I get a t-shirt that says that?

More of this fackin’ guy! No offense, Barry.

 Like...if I start a conversation off with “Men have a high level of testosterone, which makes them far more violent than women. Therefore, men should not be allowed in positions of power. If we want a government that runs smoothly, we should go with women who are more easily able to compromise, and less likely

I am currently at work, in a cube, with shorts on. I am research chemist, not dealing with harmful chemicals today, and it’s grossly hot here in PDX. The only issue is that they are stupid looking plaid shorts because I am so incredibly fashionless.

And I read a comment about frog torture written by a hollow log. Think of THAT.

It’s because Trump is the one that brought the rabid hate voters into the fold and throwing Trump under the bus throws a very large portion of his voters under the bus with him. The party couldn’t absorb those losses in the present climate. So until he does something that disenfranchises those voters...err,

shout out to lil dicky!

Dragonstone wasn’t dusty because Stannis hadn’t been gone long, and given the current state of affairs, it is also no surprise that it was empty. Even Cers-psychco knows better than to send Lannister foot soldiers to await the arrival of a giant seafaring army with 3 dragons - she’s too busy trying to feed them.

Once again: Commenters > HamNo

didn’t get to think it through because it was at night?

Live bait is rarely allowed in tournaments, but if it was allowed, and the fish swallowed it, that would be part of the fish’s weight.

Your lure/lead/any fishing gear - would not count and would get you DQ’ed from most events. The mole on the other hand, very much counts.

There is an instinctual response programmed in human brains to feel the need to give back when someone gives you something. I think maybe McPhee is playing the psych card here and hoping that by giving up so much now that he creates a slight sense of indebtedness to him from the other GMs so that when shit starts to

I work with a woman who was engaged to a guy who is mixed race, she voted for Trump. I have no idea who he voted for. They aren’t engaged anymore.

The Twins are just sick of being outdone in the annals of HORSESHIT MN PRO SPORTS DRAFTING by the Timberwolves failure to take Steph Curry, twice!

“On one hand it’s like one episode is a full season, on the other hand....Oh, shit.”

Holy shit, you win the series of tubes today! Congrats!