This would be better if it was gay men reading them. This just feels like a bunch of women making fun of how gross gay men are.

You might be reading too much into other people's body language, and then what you perceive as a negative reaction spirals into a real negative reaction.

Most people could also not go a year without drinking water. We as a nation have a water drinking problem.

The guy getting kicked looks like such a jerk...but also is exactly my type. Ugh I am the worst.

I don't now about Fresno, but I've never seen the appeal of NYC. Give me a Raleigh or Pittsburgh or Nashville where your dollar goes farther, and there are still a ton of bars and live music and restaurants and museums.

I fly back to the city I live in tomorrow after being with family for the holidays. Like clockwork my mom was helping me pack this afternoon, and we both started crying. We do this every time I leave. I'm 26! Does this ever stop happening? I hate living so far from my family, but I know there is no future for me in…

There are lots of examples of deer, rodents, monkeys, etc that will seek out rotten fruit that has fermented for the buzz it will give them.

Why? Some animals get drunk in nature.

Yeah that was a joke

As a former middle school counselor...yes, yes so much haha.

Most of my students have giant backpacks stuffed to the brim still even though we use almost all digital books. I have no idea what they put in there (probably drugs) and don't plan on finding out.

Arcade Fire's album was released after the cutoff date for nominations so it will be eligible next year.

People always assume I am some super Christian even though I'm about as heathen as it gets. I've had several different older women tell me that they can just tell that I am a good christian young man and that my heart is in the right place. I never know how to respond to that haha.

Holiday cocktail ideas? Every year I make a cocktail for Christmas Eve on my mom's side. Needs to serve 40 plus people so it needs to be able to be put into pitchers. In the past I've made a peppermint schnapps drink, a midori drink I called the grinch, sangria, and moscow mules. I need to pick up my game this year…

End of December works for Christmas because people haven't gotten sick of the snow yet. Move Thanksgiving back to the end of October, and move Halloween to the end of September instead.

You were the first person to bring up cheating in the thread, in your reply to the sporkgirl, so clearly you also conflate not being monogamous with cheating. Also, I don't see anything mature about ending a relationship because they won't let you fuck on the side. That all goes back to my original point, why is…

What is it that is so compelling about cheating for you? What about fucking trumps a stable, secure, loving relationship for you?

Henry VIII only became obese after he started having major health concerns, and it was definitely something that was commented on and not viewed as the norm.

What? You actually explicitly said in your post that everyone is bisexual. You are assuming everyone has the capability to be turned on by both genders because you do. I don't. I'm 100% gay. I have never been sexually attracted to a woman. You are being just as close minded as the people you are criticizing.

You aren't acknowledging the spectrum if you are saying everyone is at least a little hetro or homo orientated at times. The spectrum runs the gamut, and part of that is people who are strictly homosexual or heterosexual. I am 100% gay. I have never had any sexual feelings for a woman. I don't need you to question my…