My text says no but my heart says no.

He looks like a regular ferret.

No.

The “dance of seduction” thing made me think he was trolling his balls off, but he’s been around way too long to be a troll. They usually lose interest after a while and split (except LocomotiveJones and all of his personalities. He’s a very, very special case). Unless he was in it for the long con.

I thought that Gawker4Sail idiot was doing that? He usually put “Gawker” somewhere in his usernames. Or is Locomotive Jones the same person? Holy shit.