smalltownpizzaconsultant
SmallTownPizzaConsultant
smalltownpizzaconsultant

We were in Knoxville and Oak Ridge for the 1993 and 1996 blizzards. My parents are from Chicagoland and I guess my dad kept his snowblower when we moved down there. That thing was the talk of the neighborhood for weeks...there may still be people in East Tennessee telling tall tales of that yankee engineer with the

You need to find out which Jalop just bought the Polestar C30 from Carvana between posting this article and me commenting.

Remember kids, the best time to yell FULL SEND is in front of a crowd performing a task you’ve never attempted before 

name checks out. 

FWIW the Badlands trim has more ground clearance than my GX...also need to determine the best way to explain to my wife why we need to cut all the body work off our GX...

VW probably has data to prove me wrong, but the Golf R encroaching on $50k has got to exceed the ceiling for people who want a hot hatch that doesn’t have a luxury badge.

It is definitely a real thing: A few years ago I was mobbing down a backroad with a friend in my miata, hit a patch of gravel and spun going somewhere north of 75 miles an hour. I distinctly remember having what seemed to be several seconds to consider each step of trying to bail myself out without crashing...like a

Good thing F1 drivers are usually jockey-sized

This is meant to simulate an emergency lane change on a 2 lane road: So going ‘out of bounds’ means you’ve dropped wheels into the dirt/grass/trees/etc

Watch the CX5 moose test. It does just fine. 

Step 1 of my plan to eventually purchase a used Alfa Romeo, RX7, or Evo8/9 was purchasing a GX460 to tow them to the shop

...you know pharmacists make an income level which allows you to put retirement/investing first, budget for toys, and pay down debts right? (and where did she mention loans?)

Looks like even Apple is trying to update windows these days...

If this was in good shape outside of mileage I’d say NP. The RSX Type S is one of the FWD greats and what’s mileage to a Honda...but the trashed interior, bent wheel, and sensor light are pretty big red flags that other stuff is not being taken care of either.

I care about Nürburgring lap records but don’t really care about Nürburgring lap times.

Everyone thinks Lexus dropped to 3rd because of its comically outdated and slow infotainment but its actually because I lodge 8 complaints per day with Consumer Reports about how Lexus doesn’t offer OEM rocksliders for my GX

Mazda definitely has its direct competition beat on interior fit/finish/materials. We have a 2014 CX5 with 115,000 miles and the interior still feels nicer than a lot of newer cars. 

^This: Most people don’t care about driving dynamics but they are aware when a car feels “bad” compared to other things in its class.

The 1st gen FRS/BRZ are great looking cars. I will have to see this new version in person before I decide how it compares to the 1st gen (the Miata still has both beat for looks). It looks like there might be some interesting design elements like the RCF style fender that are much more striking in person than in a

Well I got all excited to finally get a new vehicle to unseat the Mustang as the undisputed king of spectacularly failing to leave a car show but then I saw they made it full time 4 wheel drive.