Just reading your comment gave me indigestion.

This is legitimately the best explanation of MD's plot that I've read. The writer's gimmick might prove a little off-putting at first, but bear with it: http://badassdigest.com/201…

*pushes up nerd glasses*
Actually, death is traditionally described as riding a pale horse. Of course, those are essentially the same in visual terms, so I think we agree in our interpretations of that scene.

How are you?

You and me both, Larry.

I was kind of taken aback to discover that this wasn't a link to Clickhole.

E-

Oh shit, we're on a points system here?

I'd prefer Karen Gillan over a lot of things, to be honest.

I'll concede not liking the face, but Benzedrine Cabbagepatch is a perfectly fine name.

No, it's "A Warhol diet of steady never hurt anyone".

"I don't have a joke or context for this"
Just like regular Family Guy!

I remember really liking The Dark Knight Strikes Again when I first read it. I'm… I'm not proud of that.

She's actually a sleeper agent installed by the military of a small southeastern Asian nation: War Clad Laos

Low Salad Arc

Lo, Rascal Wad

Fingers crossed…

This is actually the one episode of Community I haven't seen. I'm honestly not that eager to seek it out, based on what I've heard.

If we're being honest it's more like white noise with occasional squelches and grunts thrown in.

What country would that be, if you don't mind my asking?